The Real Pickle Flamingo The Patriot Core T
The Real Pickle Flamingo The Patriot Core T
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The Real Pickle Flamingo – Operation: Freedom Dink
Silent. Stealthy. Slightly Unhinged.
The Real Pickle Flamingo is the legendary operative of Tactical Dinkwear. Armed with a paddle, fueled by chaos, and committed to defending the kitchen at all costs, this patriotic Independence Edition combines tactical attitude with pickleball passion.
Set against a backdrop of fireworks and the American flag, Operation: Freedom Dink celebrates the freedom to play, compete, and cause a little trouble on the court. Whether you’re dominating the rally or making your opponents question their strategy, The Real Pickle Flamingo is always mission-ready.
Mission Objectives:
⭐ Defend the Kitchen
⭐ Cause Chaos
⭐ No Soft Serves
Perfect for Independence Day tournaments, holiday celebrations, and pickleball players who believe every match is a mission.
Freedom to Dink. Freedom to Win. Freedom to Cause Chaos. 🦩🇺🇸🏓
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²) for breathable, soft feel
- Side seams and shoulder tape for long-lasting shape and structural support
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort and durable neckline
- DTF/DTG printed design options yield crisp, detailed sleeve and chest graphics
- REACH certified; sourced blanks from Honduras; Bella+Canvas manufacturing standards (humane, sustainable)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean